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The Static Boxy Tee is the foundation piece of the line — a heavyweight tee cut short and wide, with a snow-wash finish that makes every piece slightly different.
FabricHeavyweight combed cotton jersey, knitted at a tight gauge for opacity and a flat, dry surface. Pre-shrunk before cutting so the boxy proportion holds through washing.
Snow washThe garment is washed after construction in a process that lifts pigment unevenly across the surface, producing a mottled, salt-and-pepper break on the black. Because the effect is mechanical, the mottling pattern is unique to each unit and will continue to soften with wear.
PatternBoxy body with a wide chest, dropped shoulder seam and a short, straight hem. Sleeves are cut wide and finished with a deep double-needle turn-up.
ConstructionRibbed crew collar knitted to size and set with a taped shoulder-to-shoulder seam so the neck doesn't stretch out. Side-seamed body, double-needle hems at the sleeve and bottom, tonal thread throughout.
PrintChest and back graphics are screen-printed in a soft-hand plastisol, cured flat so the print flexes with the jersey instead of sitting on top of it. The cracked texture is built into the artwork.
CareMachine wash cold inside out, hang dry. Do not iron directly over the print.
Colour — Washed Black
Size
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Care
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Fabric & construction
Every piece is built to a fixed spec sheet — no seasonal shortcuts. What is listed here is what is cut, sewn and shipped.
Sizing
All measurements are taken flat, in inches, on the garment itself — not body measurements. Allow up to half an inch of tolerance on cut-and-sew pieces.
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 21 | 27 | 20 | 8.5 |
| M | 23 | 28 | 21.5 | 9 |
| L | 25 | 29 | 23 | 9.5 |
| XL | 27 | 30 | 24.5 | 10 |
| XXL | 29 | 31 | 26 | 10.5 |
Lay the garment flat on a hard surface, smooth out the fabric and measure with a tape held straight — never stretched. Compare against a piece you already own for the closest match.
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Static Boxy Tee — Washed Black
$58.99 · S / Washed Black